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Sunday, September 23, 2007

Bring out the BANANAS. My toy's famished!
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OK. So last evening I went for shopping alone (Yes, ALONE again as some of you might exclaim) and I bought quite abit of stuff which I am really so happy now that I have them but of course for what you guys might not think, I'm not someone who likes enclosing and announcing each and every item I've acquired because I really don't see the point as what many of the bimbos and bitches (if you think you're not one of those, then I'm not referring to you) out there do and I think that is really a silly thing to do because no one's gonna come up to them and say "OMG, you bought that and that is absolutely the coolest item you've got in your hands" and the next thing you know, the very person will try his/her/shim's best to get that and the next thing you don't, whatever item you have isn't that exclusive as you thought it was anymore. And never get me wrong as I never mean I have stuff that many people will die to get their hands on but just by displaying your purchases DOES NOT mean anyone will sing your praises and that is really so boring to be showing your readers that you've yet again bought another shirt, pants, dress when that is just a piece of cloth with random designs. Ok, whatever it is, I think I've said my words and I should really get to the point of what I really wanted to say.
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So I didn't have dinner the whole night until I realised most of the dining areas were shutting down for the day and I'd to resort to the only fast food outlet that's still opened at my neighbourhood complex. And what distracted my in the midst of my meal was this couple right in front of my seat. The guy seems perfectly fine to me. But the girl. She actually took out her toy monkey which was donned in a blue costume and a captain cap (the soft toy was extremely mouldy and had grayish marks on its face) and this girl, whom I think is about 2 years my junior, implore her BF to kiss the monkey and he actually (perhaps reluctantly) obeyed. Next thing I knew, she was talking to it and this was what I thought I heard "Woooo... cute cute boy boy, I give you a kiss kiss too... Muahx Muahx...Hehehehehe..." and she rested the soft toy at the edge of the table and asked it to be "Guai Guai hORx".
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Can I please say something? O.................................................M...............................................GOD.
I don't mean this isn't right because I know we do need an imaginary friend sometimes and to be frank, I have friends who revealed their chitty-chatty activities with their very own whatever-they-are creatures and I too, communicated with my bolster before tertiary school and the most I'd say was telling my bolster to take care of itself and be good because I'll be away for school and will be back to play later. But I must confess such actions had been terminated. However, exhibiting such in the public, when there's normal beings around, is wildly strange. And saying those words in front of the public, to a non-living item, it's very wildly strange beyond words. I really really so REALLY wanted to laugh so badly but I sucked that emotion all back in and just merely stared at the back of the girl. Good thing that's just a dumb toy, wonder if all would ever be the same if it was a real hairy monkey she was carrying. French kiss the mammal? You bet!

freed his mind P.Y.R.A - U.G.I.N.E at 10:37 AM [comment]

Life is beautiful, so are you.

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Sunday, September 16, 2007

CrankSpot

Something funny I read:

"There were two drunks on an elevator.

It was in some hotel..."

"A woman got on--she was completely nude. They just stood there and didn't say anything.

After she got off, one of them turned to the other: 'You know,' he said, 's'funny my wife has an outfit exactly like that.' "

freed his mind P.Y.R.A - U.G.I.N.E at 2:46 PM [comment]

Life is beautiful, so are you.

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Saturday, September 15, 2007

Can't Smile Without YOU

That's right! You can't smile without it! I remember me being really excited when I came across the Stylebeauty column in the previous issue of Oprah's mag where it advertised the product of the month in which a couple of O's beauty editors fell in love with. "Sniff this bergamot-pralin-musk-scented stuff and see if the day doesn't suddenly look a little brighter, the evening a little more - oh, God, we can't help ourselves -- MAGICAL." And truth is, it really IS! How good it is you ask. I asked for a sample and the promoter actually sprayed some on my (right) hand. The moment I stepped out from the shop till the moment I stepped into my house, and into my room, and into the bathroom, and into bed (yes, you read it correctly), I never stopped sniffing my hand and the scent just wouldn't really go away! That's how good it is! And whilst on the train, I felt extremely confident as I knew I was probably one of the BEST-SCENTED passengers in that cabin... and I was practically smiling to myself! That's how good it is!

If you wonder what the product name is, it's SMILEY. It's an EDT imported from France and it's infused with molecules proven to have a mood-boosting effect as stated on the package "Pyscho-tonic perfume with micro-nutrients to activate happiness." And I think it's true. It's strange but I seemed to enjoy the sunniest of summers when I wear SMILEY. It's really unique and creative!

There's only 1 place that's selling SMILEY and that's Apothecary+CO at Raffles City. Get SMILEY if you wish to GET HAPPY!

freed his mind P.Y.R.A - U.G.I.N.E at 6:14 PM [comment]

Life is beautiful, so are you.

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Monday, September 10, 2007

Have You Ever?

Have you ever walked past someone

And thought,

"I really wanna know this person"

Whilst the both of you look at each other in the eyes?

I smiled. Inside.

freed his mind P.Y.R.A - U.G.I.N.E at 11:28 PM [comment]

Life is beautiful, so are you.

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Sunday, September 09, 2007

Silence is everywhere.

It seems like I've really shut out from this world to the furthest that I could. Frailness has overwhelmed my senses. It's like someone invincible has planted a barrier around me and made it so hard to even break through. Unbreakable. No matter where I go, whichever step I take, there's always this ringing silence running through my head. It's so loud. Alarmingly loud. That I feel one fine day I might get blasted into nothing. I cannot let this happen. This will never happen. How do I know? I know. Because it isn't time yet. People always say time is running out. It's not. It never will. Time is all around us. But somehow, somewhere, somewhat, we get stuck in timeless moments. Moments where we don't know what to do, don't know which step to take, don't know which direction to head on, don't know whether to consider the people around us as friends or foes, and the don't knows go on and on...

Sometimes I wonder what makes someone so contented with his life and the other being thrown into such despair whilst trying to seek happiness and then there's this third one who's left in the middle, attempting to decipher the meanings behind the various happenings in his life, one who's left wondering whether or not he should be awarded with happiness or unhappiness.

I guess I belong to the third and last person. I am happy with who I am. I am happy with the life I've been given. But I feel so empty. Sometimes this emptiness' making me hollow. A hollow man. Invisible. Nothingness. It's horrible to feel nothing. Nothing is dead. That isn't what I want. That isn't what anybody wants. Perhaps I'm too afraid to walk my next step. Ain't ready? I'm dead in my tracks. Help. I need my guardian angel.

freed his mind P.Y.R.A - U.G.I.N.E at 11:52 PM [comment]

Life is beautiful, so are you.

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