Sunday, September 23, 2007

Bring out the BANANAS. My toy's famished!
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OK. So last evening I went for shopping alone (Yes, ALONE again as some of you might exclaim) and I bought quite abit of stuff which I am really so happy now that I have them but of course for what you guys might not think, I'm not someone who likes enclosing and announcing each and every item I've acquired because I really don't see the point as what many of the bimbos and bitches (if you think you're not one of those, then I'm not referring to you) out there do and I think that is really a silly thing to do because no one's gonna come up to them and say "OMG, you bought that and that is absolutely the coolest item you've got in your hands" and the next thing you know, the very person will try his/her/shim's best to get that and the next thing you don't, whatever item you have isn't that exclusive as you thought it was anymore. And never get me wrong as I never mean I have stuff that many people will die to get their hands on but just by displaying your purchases DOES NOT mean anyone will sing your praises and that is really so boring to be showing your readers that you've yet again bought another shirt, pants, dress when that is just a piece of cloth with random designs. Ok, whatever it is, I think I've said my words and I should really get to the point of what I really wanted to say.
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So I didn't have dinner the whole night until I realised most of the dining areas were shutting down for the day and I'd to resort to the only fast food outlet that's still opened at my neighbourhood complex. And what distracted my in the midst of my meal was this couple right in front of my seat. The guy seems perfectly fine to me. But the girl. She actually took out her toy monkey which was donned in a blue costume and a captain cap (the soft toy was extremely mouldy and had grayish marks on its face) and this girl, whom I think is about 2 years my junior, implore her BF to kiss the monkey and he actually (perhaps reluctantly) obeyed. Next thing I knew, she was talking to it and this was what I thought I heard "Woooo... cute cute boy boy, I give you a kiss kiss too... Muahx Muahx...Hehehehehe..." and she rested the soft toy at the edge of the table and asked it to be "Guai Guai hORx".
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Can I please say something? O.................................................M...............................................GOD.
I don't mean this isn't right because I know we do need an imaginary friend sometimes and to be frank, I have friends who revealed their chitty-chatty activities with their very own whatever-they-are creatures and I too, communicated with my bolster before tertiary school and the most I'd say was telling my bolster to take care of itself and be good because I'll be away for school and will be back to play later. But I must confess such actions had been terminated. However, exhibiting such in the public, when there's normal beings around, is wildly strange. And saying those words in front of the public, to a non-living item, it's very wildly strange beyond words. I really really so REALLY wanted to laugh so badly but I sucked that emotion all back in and just merely stared at the back of the girl. Good thing that's just a dumb toy, wonder if all would ever be the same if it was a real hairy monkey she was carrying. French kiss the mammal? You bet!

freed his mind P.Y.R.A - U.G.I.N.E at 10:37 AM [comment]

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