Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Tuesday Blues


I am now sitting in a cornered table in the neighbourhood's McDonald's, savouring the Sausage McMuffin meal that I just ordered. Oh my gawd. Oh my gawd. OH MY GAWD! I just couldn't believe I woke up 2 hours earlier than usual, tentatively thinking that my first lesson of the day starts 2 hours earlier than the exact time. What a JOKE! I definitely made Yahui laugh like CRAZAY because when I smsed her, she was just about to rise from her nest. Fortunately, I have my laptop to entertain me... or else, I'll be bored to DEATH! AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *Pulls hair*

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Friday, November 25, 2005

Clap Your Hands, Everybody!



ALOHA! Okay, I know, I know! I'm so busy with school. Workload is piling every single day. So occupied that I almost forgotten I've got an existing blog to dispose my loony and preposterous thoughts into. Three long weeks since my previous entry. Particularly about M.L.G.L, if you guys read about it. And since then, we have abandoned her lectures. Sorry but true. Oh irgand vas. But know what? I greeted her today. Wow. I am such a contradictor eh? Well, not really. I'm just being polite. Alright. Can't go on ranting about her. Enough is enough. Plus, she's such a bore. Like who cares already...
School's quite fun lately. Everyone has been extremely boisterous these days. We would muster our most maniacal laughs and appear as few of the 'bizzarians' to walk the earth. No harm having our mirthful moments. We had one today. We were chased. Not by a demon. But by a living "hen". I mean, don't you think it's berserk? Kinda reminded me with nostalgia of my insouciant childhood. Where we would scream and scamper all over as the school bells exploded to ear-splitting levels during recess. We can effortlessly pass our third-year NAPFA if this "hen" were to chase us on the running tracks. Haha! Oh yeah. Talking about school makes me think of exams. And exams make me think of Christmas. And I'll have to spend Christmas this year scanning through chunky piles of notes. How great is that! I ain't gonna like that. I thought I might be going oversea. But...ARGH! The academic calendar is a stocky BYOTCH! Whoever formulated that calendar should be spanked ferociously without plead. BAM!


Have been catching up with the new seasons of America's Next Top Model, Desperate Housewives and Charmed. I've gotta say, these are some of the things that keeps me engaged. Let me tell you, this is by far the best season of ANTM. The models looked awfully splendiferous. Their incandescent versatility, plus the effusions of passion within them, fabulousity. It's undoubtedly more enthralling and gut-busting than the previous ones. Bar raised. Rich standards. Woo...what a delightful watch. So, do not miss it when the new series hit our televisions! You needa WATCH IT! I was net surfing just now and I found out that there's also something called ANTM and CNTM. Guess what? Australia's, Canada's Next Top Model. Like... ... HUH?? Obviously, nothing's better than the original. So let's see...if there's gonna be SNTM. Well, I certainly hope not. Uhheem!

HOOOOO! I can't wait for 2006 to come. It's gonna be great! So let's clap your hands everybody!

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Friday, November 04, 2005

What happens if your lecturer is a "D.O.B"?


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I was wondering if sarcasm was innate. I've walked my life (and still do) knowing so many people and most of them tend to cast impolite aspersions to the other party just because they weren't too pleased with the comments they received, fallaciously thinking they were disparaged. You and I do that. In fact, that is one character we all have. The only difference is how we go about interpreting it. But do you know of anyone, who goes around striking relentless remarks yet spread a broad grin across a detestable, severely-cracked face?
Well, I do. People in the BA school know about this "renowned" person too. Guess who? She is Miss. L.G.L. In case you don't know, those are her real initials. And so, Miss. L.G.L = M.L.G.L = Most Loathsome & Gruesome Lecturer. My class was dreadfully unfortunate to be held hostage in her ominous hands for Oral Comm during our first year. We were cursed back then. An awful experience. Whatever. She's a scurrilous BITCH! She's unpleasantly inquisitive. She would say: "Oh, I love asking questions, because it makes me so energized, and if no one answers my questions, I would call names, because that would allow me to permit the person being called upon to keep his or her brain in function, which clearly none of yours is." And guess what, she called my name. She then uttered: "Oh, don't feel intimidated." Like EXCUSE ME, which part of my body channeled messages announcing that I was intimidated BY YOU?? F.A.H! What else, she shamefully claimed "I don't mean to say I am the centre of attraction, but in this theatre, I am." Gosh... I'm so disgusted!
Apart from these, she laughs at her own jokes which were horrendously presented and listening to them is equally nauseating. Uhh... hha ...ha.. .. ..HA. It's clear she PMSes 364 out of 365 days. It would be a rare moment to see her NOT gleam with her usual belligerent attitude. Today, she said something like "I see my colleagues as enemies..." and she admitted by adding "I know you people call me S.O.B = Son of a Bitch, but that doesn't concern me..." Bo stared at her and he was like: "No way! I thought she should be D.O.B? Daughter of a Bastard! That cracked me up a little because I was extremely surfeited by the fact that the lady was sprouting nonsense all the time, which almost bored us all to DEATH!
At the end of the lecture, we were overwhelmed with looks of repugnance plastered all over our stale faces.


freed his mind P.Y.R.A - U.G.I.N.E at 11:33 PM [comment]

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