Friday, November 04, 2005

What happens if your lecturer is a "D.O.B"?


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I was wondering if sarcasm was innate. I've walked my life (and still do) knowing so many people and most of them tend to cast impolite aspersions to the other party just because they weren't too pleased with the comments they received, fallaciously thinking they were disparaged. You and I do that. In fact, that is one character we all have. The only difference is how we go about interpreting it. But do you know of anyone, who goes around striking relentless remarks yet spread a broad grin across a detestable, severely-cracked face?
Well, I do. People in the BA school know about this "renowned" person too. Guess who? She is Miss. L.G.L. In case you don't know, those are her real initials. And so, Miss. L.G.L = M.L.G.L = Most Loathsome & Gruesome Lecturer. My class was dreadfully unfortunate to be held hostage in her ominous hands for Oral Comm during our first year. We were cursed back then. An awful experience. Whatever. She's a scurrilous BITCH! She's unpleasantly inquisitive. She would say: "Oh, I love asking questions, because it makes me so energized, and if no one answers my questions, I would call names, because that would allow me to permit the person being called upon to keep his or her brain in function, which clearly none of yours is." And guess what, she called my name. She then uttered: "Oh, don't feel intimidated." Like EXCUSE ME, which part of my body channeled messages announcing that I was intimidated BY YOU?? F.A.H! What else, she shamefully claimed "I don't mean to say I am the centre of attraction, but in this theatre, I am." Gosh... I'm so disgusted!
Apart from these, she laughs at her own jokes which were horrendously presented and listening to them is equally nauseating. Uhh... hha ...ha.. .. ..HA. It's clear she PMSes 364 out of 365 days. It would be a rare moment to see her NOT gleam with her usual belligerent attitude. Today, she said something like "I see my colleagues as enemies..." and she admitted by adding "I know you people call me S.O.B = Son of a Bitch, but that doesn't concern me..." Bo stared at her and he was like: "No way! I thought she should be D.O.B? Daughter of a Bastard! That cracked me up a little because I was extremely surfeited by the fact that the lady was sprouting nonsense all the time, which almost bored us all to DEATH!
At the end of the lecture, we were overwhelmed with looks of repugnance plastered all over our stale faces.


freed his mind P.Y.R.A - U.G.I.N.E at 11:33 PM [comment]

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