Monday, June 27, 2005

"Hey, whatchulookinat?"

Yoohoo! I've been doing some net surfing and I've found out some new information about the gorgeous lady above, namely, LaToya London. Her debut album, 'Love & Life', is scheduled to release sometime in September. There's a total of 14 hot tracks, with a mixture of R&B and some soothing ballads.
And guess what? "All By Myself" is featured in it! OMG! How great is that?! Just couldn't forget the stunning performance she gave for that song, and how she managed to blow me off for the very first time since Kelly did a breath-taking rendition of "Natural Woman" with a super high Mariah-like note. I'm really excited. I've heard some clips of the tracks and damn, they're fabulous! CAN'T WAIT!!! I'm so gonna get my copy on the 1st day it hit the stores. She's so HOT! Way to go LaToya!

Talking about music, rock suddenly appeals to me. I'm quite into rock recently. Especially songs by Green Day, Good Charlotte, My Chemical Romance, Taking Back Sunday, and ROOSTER!! Man, Rooster is really good. It's more of like Rock 'n' Roll sorta thing. But cool...I like. They make me holla for more. Real stuff.

I'm so on the verge of biliousness. Sniffing uncontrollably every night, with the extend to refrain from spraying mucus everywhere. I have sores. Everywhere. Ulcers on my right upper deck gum, scratches on my arm, a pimple on my butt, and more... Argh! Oops, I hope it's not too gross. Haha. I'm so lazy to to even go to the doc's. And worse still, my family doc is on vacation leave! I'm supposed to consult him in hopes that he'll prescribe some miraculous medication to brush the volcanoes off my skin. Damn.

freed his mind P.Y.R.A - U.G.I.N.E at 11:48 PM [comment]

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Friday, June 24, 2005

GOT MILK?


What do they look like? Boobs with seeds? Ew.


No milk? No worries. Substitute it with buns. Latest Mac ads from Austria. Breastmilk equation. Nannies can retire. Haha.

freed his mind P.Y.R.A - U.G.I.N.E at 8:21 PM [comment]

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Thursday, June 23, 2005

*Blows his nose* AHHHHH! My nose is leaking. Any plumbers? The hazified air is to be blamed. Yoohoo, anyone puffing up there?
The week has ended. No, it's not Sunday yet. Apparently, we have e-learning for 2 modules this week and that simply means, we have 2 days off! No classes tomorrow. Coolness. What a lovable week!
I'm tired. I need rest.

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Saturday, June 18, 2005

*Stifles a yawn* Ich mochte schlafen! What's wrong with me lately? This drowsiness sensation seems to be settling over my body. Gotta make full use of this weekend to re-charge. Have been kinda busy this week, immersed with work. German was alright. New vocabs causes confusion, which sometimes leads to us spitting out some sorta foreign language to Deutsch that only aliens might be able to comprehend. Fortunately, my Deutsch pals are in with me. Ich liebe Dich! Haha. It's fine if the non-Deutschers don't dig, I'll translate.

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Tell me. Why do humans kill? Are they possessed? Sent by devils to perform the deeds? Hypnotized? Does the world get any better? Hell no. Look around us and see how many people are murdered daily. Countless. World peace? Bullshit. Why had they become so cruel? Heartless. Soulless. Or are they born that way? Greed. Selfishness. Revenge. Is it all about Power?... is superiority the only reason? If not? *Shrugs* Some had it as a hobby. Eradicating human lives that is. Sickness. The reward? Death. Escape? You try. Plainly ingenuous. Molestation. Rape. Bombings. The world is but a living hell. Filled with apprehension. Peril. Anguish. Who caused these? Who permitted these happenings? I could not fathom. Fick es. Men go to far greater lengths to eradicate what they hate and avoid what they fear. But in return, got nothing they desired. Worthy? You bet. Could the immorality be corrected?
Too late? You say.

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Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Yoohoo! What cooling day today! It rained in the middle of the night. It was still drizzling when I rose from the warmth of my bed. It stopped raining when I alighted Dad's car and walked to the station. Basically, I only attended school just for Taxation. Decided to skip the B.LAW lecture. Taxation is making me dizzy. Had lunch at KAP. Good service there. Food served and brought right to you once order is placed. Von, Yahui and myself decided to go Tamp Mall to do some shopping. Mode of transport - Bus. Jiayi and Suhana strolled back to school right after.
The bus journey was relaxing at first, but boring and sorta disgusting after. In Bus 28, which we boarded at a bus stop in Paya Lebar, something so disturbing happened. We were seated right behind and soon, Von and Yahui dozed off. I was wide awake. So I scanned the surrounding and observed the passengers in the public vehicle. Out of nowhere, this plump lady who was dressed in her green spaghetti top, shot up from a seat in front and moved toward a seat near us at the back and sank into it. Pity the seat for withstanding her weight. What a burden. Initially, she sat beside this lady, whose visage was stuck to the front. Noticing no one was looking at her direction, she spat on the floorboard, lifted up her porky arms and began sniffing her concave-underneath, one side at a time. OOOOH GOSH!!! Excuse Me! FYI, this is a bus. A public transport. Which simply means you are in the PUBLIC. And it'd be extremely shameful for me to tell you this. FYI, you are a female. A lady. Performing such acts is utterly disgusting and rude to those accidental viewers, even to other innocent passengers, who might unknowingly step on your spit! Not only did she spit once, she spat thrice! And there were visibly a few lumps of her spit on the ground, each starting to evaporate as the minutes passed on. Imagine breathing in her air particles of her saliva. In addition, she lifted her arms occasionally and greeted her armpits. "What's that stench??" *Covers his nose and fans the air* It was ugly, unsightly, unhygienic, ungracious, uncouth and unbelievably UNSAVOURY! The way she unfurl her arms was ungainly. I even spotted her wiped and scratched her underarms and smelled her hand. Ewwwww! I didn't even bother to look if she've had them shaved. Plus, she talked on the phone at the top of her voice, kept shifting her butt in her seat and played with her transparent bra-straps. Turning my vision to Yahui and Von, the look upon their faces almost made me burst out. Sensing the giggles chimed because of her actions, the armpit-sniffer turned at our direction and began staring at intervals. What? Cannot laugh is it? An offence to laugh ah? MYOB okay! Haha. So finally, she stood up, held her EZ-link and was preparing to alight as the bus was making its way to the next stop. And there, she shot us a stare again, this time grinning. *Shivers* Stop staring alright! Otherwise I shall gouge out your eyeballs! Soon, she was gone. Goodness.
The whole journey took us 2 miserable hours. At last, we alighted at Tamp Interchange. TM has limited stuff. So little shops that you can't actually find any nice tops there.
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4.35pm - ended our window-shopping.
4.40pm - was captivated by a DVD renting machine.
4.45pm - waited and board a Yellow Top cab.

Upon listening to the cheena cab driver speak as we crawled into the vehicle, I can sense that he has a hell of an attitude. After telling him the 3 destinations, we were on our way home. Usually, Von would alight first, followed by me and lastly, Yahui. Same sequence if Bobo shares one. But today bo Bobo. As we were reaching Von's place, she asked the driver to turn into the carpark near the playground. Who knows, the driver insisted of stopping at another spot and ignored Von's request and asked her to alight. Frustrated, Von hopped off and banged the door and we exchanged smirks as she turned. Soon, the cab driver U-turned the vehicle and spoke to the remaining two(me and yahui) in harsh tones, saying that we're very troublesome, that we were wasting his time, asking him to turn here and there to let us alight instead of the main road (where Von will have to walk a long distance) and insisted that only the last person can choose where to alight and blah blah blah. So rude! Hello! Look whose the customers?? R.E.S.P.E.C.T! At first, we didn't say anything. But the driver kept complaining unreasonably at the top of his voice and there was a tinge of impatience in his voice and it sounded like he was scolding us. I could already feel myself steaming. Drawing a seething inhalation, we launched into a rebuke. Yahui was like: "OH! You mean you have such rules? I've never heard of one! I could just call your company to ask if this rule really existed." And I was like: "Yah! I've been a regular cab-taker and not once had I heard such travesty. We are your customers, if you don't want our business, DON'T. I can just ask you to pull over to the shoulder, we alight and will hail for another and won't pay you a single cent!" With that, we managed to keep his bloody mouth SHUT. His face turned black instantly. Bastard. *Points a middle* We then decided to alight together, asking that piece of shit to drop us next to a bus stop near PR central. We had prepared the cash. As the cab decelerated to a crawl and finally stopping, I swung open the door, turned to that BASTARD and exclaimed in Mandarin: "With the stinky unruly attitude of yours, you will drive away all your customers. Serve you right if that happens and God bless you for that!" and as Yahui passed him the money, some coins dropped under the front seats, so she was like: "OH! Paiseh hor! Pick them up yourself!" There, we both stepped out of the cab and with our might, shut the door with a loud BANG! The force was magnificent. Don't ever mess with us. We're not kids. Try to be funny with me, you shall pay the price. Watch your attitude. You should be on your knees thanking us, that we offered you part of your living. Taxi drivers complaining about having no business and all, you guys should really 'thank' your colleagues for the "propitious" attitude they present to the customers. Certainly, that was the worst driver I've ever met! From now on, I'd only take the blue COMFORTs. Oh wait, I have yet to make a complaint. I'm doing it right now! 'Good' luck to you, driver of Yellow Top, SHB 6043G. Never take the cab with this plate number!

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Monday, June 06, 2005

Hallo! Guten Tag/Abend! Oy-gay-nah ist achtzehn(18) Jahre alt! Oy-gay-nah?? Nein! Ich bin Eugene, nein Oy-gay-nah! Haha. Apparently, the direct translation for mein name is "Oy-gay-nah". That's what Frau Vivian told the class. *Covers his face* Super weird lah. Eugene. Oygaynah. Not even a tinge of alike-ness. But whatever, don't you guys think it's unique? And I find it soothing to me ears. So you guys shall call me that from now on. Haha! Well, I mean up to you.
Anyways, THANK YOU so very much for all the greetings! Thank you for remembering this day. Truly appreciate it. Danke Bobo for the Havaianas flip-flops! Also thanks again to Y, S & J for the Puma! Thank you for all the joy you people had brought to my life. Uhm, well. I'm just thankful.
Oh no! I've yet to touch my B.LAW assignment! Shit! ...

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Friday, June 03, 2005

Woke up to a sizzling hot day. Wassup with the weather recently? Has the Sun moved closer to Earth? Weather mood swings? Mum was in the midst of her slumber when I poked her awake to bid her goodbye before rushing off for an early lecture. She flickered her eyelids and shot upright instantly. Apparently, she was having a wonderful dream - she was actually riding on a roller-coaster in Disneyland. I guess my Mum is still feeling youthful. Haha.
The life delivered me 12 storeys down the building. A gush of wind rushed in as the lift doors opened. Strode off to the road across the street and stood along the lane in hopes to board a cab as soon as possible as I was running late. There were already 2 persons immobilized in their positions, each standing a few metres away from the other, occasionally sticking out their hands when any cab came into view. I was then standing several metres behind them. Soon, the first hailer disappeared into a vehicle, followed by the other shortly after. Finally, it was my turn! I think you guys could simply guess what would've happened next.
Yes! This pony-tailed Malay teen(around my age, if not one or two years older but who cares!) girl, who was in this orange top, waved goodbye to her mum, crossed the road from the opposite side, strolled pass me and stood a couple of metres ahead of my rooted spot. WTH! Initially, I thought she was just waiting for someone to fetch her or something, but she actually poked her hand out into the air and waved animatedly when a yellow cab was sighted. Unfortunately for her, the vehicle zoomed pass us, flashing the "HIRED" sign. STINKY PUG! SHE is so blind. HELLO! I was here since who knows how long, waiting impatiently for a cab to appear before me, and there she was, walking in a haughty manner as though she rightfully deserved to take my place. *Sprays a mouthful of spit* BIG FAT HOPE! You are rushing for time, SO AM I! And I was there first alright. At that moment, I was simmering with rage, it felt as though I was set ablaze from inside. I so eagerly wanted to quietly trudge behind her, kick her to the knees and spank her off the road. But I wouldn't want to put myself behind bars just because of attempting some stupid actions. I flashed my red-hot eyes and shot a menacing glare at the shameless git. Burning with fiery, I plunged my hand into my pocket and yanked out my cell phone to call Miss. Lin, who was already at the station waiting for my arrival, at the same time, walked pass that bitch and stood somewhere in front of where she was standing. As the line was connected, I spoke at the top of my voice to Yahui, and kept emphasizing the words "BITCH" & "SLUT" aloud, plastering my vision at her. Sensing that I was talking about her, she turned and rolled her eyes at me. *Stifles a gasps* WHATEVER! Such an unbearable unruly ludicrous demeanour! Slutified imbecile! I could already feel the muscles twitching on my right arm, sending force to my middle finger to rise, but I managed to fight the trepidation. I am not to tarnish my reputation in the neighbourhood. Soon, that bitch ran across the road as a COMFORT glided pass at the other side, and boarded the cab. WOW! How "civilized"! Tsk tsk tsk. She really resembled a desperate mendicant. Absolute L.C!
Same thing happened a couple of day ago. Bo, Yahui and I were waiting for one when a group of girls stepped in front of us and began flagging, ignoring the fact that we were there first, acting innocent. Why are cab-snatchers always girls?? Are they waiting for this opportunity so that others could call them Bitches, Sluts and Whores because they admit they are one? Why are these Singaporeans so inconsiderate and selfish? Can't they have alittle more courtesy? I despise these kinda people. Unbearable manners. If anyone, were to snatch my place again, or touch my nerves, I won't hesitate to SCREAM IN THEIR FACES! So, Stop being disrespectful or you'll be chastised!

To the pony-tailed malay Bitch.
P.S: If you are reading this, WATCH OUT. I know where you live. What you did makes me sick. Prepare to regret.

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Thursday, June 02, 2005

Days adjourns to another pretty quickly recently. After almost 2 long months of slackin', we're back on track. My brain might be rusty, but serviceable. It's the 2nd week since school reopened. However, I am already feeling inconceivably lethargic. Early lectures and tutorials, with the addition to the endless piles of tutorial work to feast upon and the upcoming list of projects...*Collapses on the ground* Miraculously, we were rewarded with some of the nicer tutors compared to the previous semesters. I still miss Mr. Matthew's class. It's always filled with laughter and joy. School was passable with the occasional strangle-wrestles I have with Dowager Von (she isn't one that I'll obey!), with the stupidly hilarious actions from Mister Bobo which would never fail to elicite some hearty rounds of laughs, with the frequent events whereby we turned victims to Chicken Attack, where a 'chicken' will gleefully practise flapping her gigantic muscular wings vigorously at it's preys' fragile arms, with the 'GOSP' tales, and blah blah blah. Sometimes, it feels kinda empty, with the absence of Bo in some of the classes, as silence overwhelmed us regularly. But it doesn't really matter, we still see him so often in all lectures, BLAW & Deutsch.
The week started coolly, na ja, gut! "Oh, ich bin Frau Vivan. Wie geht es dir?" (I am Vivian. How are you?) Entering the room to find this lady blabbing some terse alienified language even before she officially start the lesson, leaving us to ponder what she had chimed. Certainly horrified. Initially, we thought that we've made a repugnant choice for choosing German, but it was actually quite fun! Seriously, this language is difficult. Even pronouncing the alphabet is considered a demanding task to most, talk about writing and speaking fluent Deutsch within this short period of time. *Slaps his hands on his face* 4 more weeks...
BTW, million thanks again to Yahui, Suhana and JY for the gift. I really didn't expect that. I LOVE it! Danke! Anyways, Gute Nacht! (Goodnight)

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