Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Hot-Air Balloon . I swear I've never farted so much in my life before that if you were to pass me 10 balloons I could like inflate them in like... 1 minute. I'm serious. So very. I ain't exaggerating but it just feels so bad to be pregnant with air. I recall that night I woke up and attempted to get out of my bed to the toilet... and that belly was so much of a hindrance (that I really wanted to cut it open and release all that toxic in just one go). And my fart... "WOOOOOOOOOO!!!" ... it's deadly. I've warned you. . Seriously, I've gotta get out of this den like RIGHT NOW! I've not been out since last Sunday ('cept trips to the doc's) and somehow I can totally relate myself to a toad in the well. Only I'm way better off than eet. However something disturbing occurred some moments ago. A fly hovered and landed beside my cup. No matter how I shooed and booed and blew it just wouldn't go off. Instead, it kept fluttering it's wings (which somehow appeared to be dancing) then laid still at the same spot. For a moment I wondered whether it was trying to catch my attention so that it could laugh at me cos' I'm stranded and it's free to fly. I thought I was hallucinating. Then this thought came. Spare it not. And just nice a ruler was right next to me. "DIE YOU BITCH!" was what I said. And we had a whipped fly. So I guess I should be doing the laughing now. . . . P.S: I'm not mad. Yet.
freed his mind P.Y.R.A - U.G.I.N.E at 2:20 PM [comment] Life is beautiful, so are you.
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