Monday, June 02, 2008

BrokeHead Mountain

WHOAW! MAN! GEEZ! I feel so refreshed right now that I can totally conquer Mt. Everest right away! OH YEAH! (Ok it's obvious I'm lame and over-exaggerating) But I must say I feel really really good right now kudos to the essence from the PassionFruit scented shower gel I just acquired from The Body Shop. The scent is so overpowering that if I was a mad person I'd've licked myself all over north south east west.
Seriously, I'm a total noob for stuff like that and not to mention at all, I've never bought anything from that latter before and I because I was curious I made my way into one of the outlets and was bewildered by the astonishing variety of products the shop carries. Call me SUAH KU as much as you like but I think it's duper cool! Well, we're "virgins" to hell lota things, no?
And OHOOHOOHGAWD something happened moments ago in the bathroom and I'm wondering whether I should say and whether it's meant to be categorized as a tragedy or not but oh FUCK idroppedmyshaveranditlandedandsweptagainstmychestandslicedmynippleohyeshelp. I'm not gonna tell you which one of the (twins) got beheaded but someone please call the paramedics because it just couldn't stop bleeding! Heavens, what is going on I cannot believe such a thing is happening to me and I actually tried applying techniques I learned from Army like what they always say "APPLY PRESSURE ON WOUND!" but to no avail! I also cannot believe of the accuracy of how (the shaver) actually managed to come into contact with the peak of my (ahem) and though the wound looks somewhat small, blood's spraying like fountain I tell ya! Hence my last resort - Hansaplast. O'man I know this is absolutely embarrassing but I think it's really funny I mean have you even had that happen to you before???

You know I still have a lot more to talk about specifically on my trip to "The Beautiful South" but I guess I've gotta postpone that because right now I really have to go check on my... AHEM. *Sobs*

freed his mind P.Y.R.A - U.G.I.N.E at 11:33 PM [comment]

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