Sunday, December 31, 2006

Say "HELLO" to Twister Morns.

Almost every single morning... I will deff be awoken with an unnatural start... People living in the kampong would rise unreservedly to the "cock-a-doodle-doo..." alarm demonstrated by the proud roosters. Whereas, for my case, I'd be interrupted from my "almost-paradisiacal" dreams by the irksome Javan Mynas (those black birds with yellow beaks we'd always see hovering round)! Even with the window panes shut up tight, they'd conveniently loiter along the latch on the other side (perhaps try to take alil peek inside) and seem to belt out atrocious tunes of "Proud Mary"... their voices so strident that it no doubt penetrates through the thick glass, arousing me to jolt out from bed, pull open the panes...SHOO them off, where they'd eventually take flight to report their mission to Ms. Mary up amongst the clouds. NA BEH KUKU BIRDS!!! And previously, I almost thought my mum was crazy clapping to herself in the kitchen as though she was performing some "XIANG LONG SHI BA ZHANG" rituals with someone I couldn't make out with my naked eyes... but it was then that she was trying to jerk away a thirsty birdie which flew into our basin in anticipation for a free flow of cleansed water. Now I know... I've also read, that we can murder such pests without even breaching the law! (Source: Javan Myna) So... WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?? Purchase some pistols via Amazon and start your shootings RIGHT NOW!!! It's LEGAL! (Yes, that's if we ever can hold a real gun!)

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Alright, so we know 2007 is on its way. Very close. So close we just wanna leap over to the other side rather than holding back on this side. And so if you ask me for resolutions, there'd be NONE for the new year. NO NO NO. I know I'm not someone who keeps them. Each year I make tens, twenties, hundreds of them, and I gave myself 365 days to work on it, but at the end, I'd only accomplish close to zero. So what for? We prayed for world peace, and we get more disasters... we hoped that happiness will come our way, but day by day, we feel like giving up in despair. Instead, I think we should try to do it at this moment in time, rather than say we WILL do it given the span of the next 12 months.
But I have one important wish - That's that I won't R.I.P till I've actually accomplished what I'm supposed to. And I hope it will be granted, not just to myself, but to everyone out there as well.

freed his mind P.Y.R.A - U.G.I.N.E at 11:18 AM [comment]

Life is beautiful, so are you.