What's the hotline to the fashion cops?

Do you guys ever get aggravated at some of the weirdest or littlest thing? I know I have a few. For instance, I can't really stand people with "rainbow hair", you know, the anime look? I saw one with a VIOLET head today. It just annoys me, I don't know why... I just don't understand why people would want to walk around lookin' with a paint-splattered human gourd.
I mean, come on, very few people can actually pull that look off and most of the people who try it aren't those people who can. Just wanna go over there, splash a bucket of bleach and smack 'em. Haha! I know I know... pent up aggression much?
And what's another? Boots. I really can't believe how some of the ladies can simply put on those in town. Reckon those toes steam in the wrap. Not to mention, it defeats the purpose for those who try to exhibit their foxy legs by donning on obscenely short skirts while matching it together with a pair of boots which reaches to the knees, revealing only the porky thighs. They should consider giving up on trying to put the moves on the men. It's a turn off. The ideas 'bout fashion are just all wet.