Wednesday, July 13, 2005

Alright. I just returned from my study session with some sluts at the airport. Haha! I mean ladies. Uh huh. Study session? *Laughs* Yeah right. It was supposed to be that, but we were deeply immersed in some topics that it was unintentionally transformed into a jokeathon session. How disastrous. Omg. I couldn't believe the things we actually talked about. Or rather, you guys talked about. For God's sake, I wasn't the topic starter! And I'm feeling ultra dirty. Mind you, I'm not dirty in nature, but I was made to feel so. Haha, there. We had a bizarre sex talk. Today, is the first time in my life, that I just realized, that every single pure female in the world, has 3 openings. Clearly, I didn't go bang someone just to get to know that! In fact, I've always thought that there were only 2?? Until the girls spat the truth openly. Whoops! Obviously, I thought wrong. But that was not all. The girls even told dirty jokes about the male reproductive organ, causing so much laughter that the occupants from the surrounding tables were throwing irritated glances at us. *Covers face with file* FYI, we're in the public, so SHHHHHH! Goodness! They added that with these info, every guy can bang the girls the right way. Crappiness! There's more, but I'm not elaborating. You ladies have such polluted minds, pur-lease save all these for yourselves and stop casting undesirable spells on innocent boys like ME. Thanks, but NO thanks. Haha! Tsk tsk tsk. From now on, the 2 of you will be labeled "Dirty Girls". People, stay away from them! HA!
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Is it the Earth? The surrounding? Or is it me? Everything seems to be spinning. I can't look straight. The path before me seems unclear. My mischievous eyes must be playing tricks on me. Giddy sensation. Man, what's happening? I'm collapsing...

My desk is drowned in notes. Messiness! I need a maid! Someone help!
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P.S: Million thanks Min Jun! I wore the tee today. My friends love it! So do I! How did you do it? It's really amazing. The words. The effort. *Bows gleefully*

freed his mind P.Y.R.A - U.G.I.N.E at 7:32 PM [comment]

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